Ken Lay Lives!!!

* Some bastards registered a domain name ripping off the clever, catchy name of my blog. What's more is they are selling t-shirts to profiteer off of my tragedy. Can you imagine somebody viciously making buckets of money at the expense of others? I cannot. Oh, the humanity! But remember, this is the world's only "official" website giving you updates of my life in exile. Those sycophants at www.kenlaylives.com will NEVER receive my endorsement or help.

* But he held me and told me he'd love me forever!!! Now Dubya (through an attractive, yet creepily android-like spokesman) says we were just acquaintances.

"Q: What has been the President's reaction to the death of Ken Lay?

SNOW: I really have not talked to him about it. I will give you my own personal reaction, which is that when somebody dies, you leave behind those that grieve, and I think that they deserve our compassion. But I don't know, what do you think would be the appropriate thing to say?

Q: I do not know. I don't know him. The President was his friend, not me.

SNOW: No, the President has described Ken Lay as an acquaintance, and many of the President's acquaintances have passed on during his time in office. Again, I think that it is sort of an interesting question but not answerable by me."

That's not what you said to me by the lake on Naboo, so long ago...when there was nothing but our love...No politics, no plotting...no war..and you called me your friend, Kenny Boy. Dubya, what about this...and this? It hurts.

See our friends at Thinkprogress and/or Wonkette for more on this.

* Okay, I'm off to take a bath in my new diamond-studded, gold-plated jacuzzi deep in the lush forests of (OMITTED).

# posted by Kenny Boy @ 6:20 AM